Serve in the US Army.
Obsessed with baseball.
Red Sox. (Little bit of Cardinals).
I LOVE KEVIN YOUKILIS.
Graduated from the University of South Carolina.
Mum: I think I want to watch that series you were watching a few weeks ago
Me: Which one?
Mum: It was something like 'orphan is the new black'
Me: That's two separate shows
there was a one with dark hair in glasses that you thought was hot
and i'm pretty sure she was a lesbian
because she was going out with that blonde lady
Me: That still could be either show
Mum: I think there were clones
Me: There we go.
My parents aren’t home
You know what that means
*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*